FWB Personals

I was browsing the craigslist personals (because none of the real dating ones would let me stalk without giving them my email address and I’m  totally not interested enough to commit like that), and came across one that struck my fancy.

So I have a rather unique situation. On the one hand I’m at a point in my life where I don’t have the time or energy for a full blown committed relationship. On the other hand, I’m not the ‘sleep with a random stranger’ type. So, yes, I want what every other guy wants and every woman hates, the FWB situation.

I happen to be handsome, college educated, caring, laid back and a lot of fun. I don’t expect to find any woman on Craigslist who’s okay with the FWB situation, let alone one who is hot, sexy, cute or pretty. But I figured what the heck? I’m the type that only sleeps with one woman at a time, and I’m also a very caring, friendly person, so it would almost be like having a boyfriend, but not.

Anyway, like I said, I don’t expect much from this ad, probably men posing as women, spam bots, and big scary chicks wanting to hide me in their basements! But otherwise, please send a pic so I know you’re real and I’ll gladly return the favor. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

And I was all like, but I’m totally sexy and cute! And “don’t have the time or energy for a full blown commitment” describes my life perfectly!! AND I totally wouldn’t hide him in my basement!!!

(Unless he was REALLY sexy……)

But the logistics of finding even a few hours any more often than once every three months is a nightmare.

And then there’s the whole ‘would I really just go have sex with a stranger I found on the internets?’ question.

Which made me realize I haven’t had sex with someone new in 6 years.

Oh. My. God.

And that I’ve never done sex as part of hooking up with random people, because back when I was hooking up with random people I was in highschool and it was totally cool not to go past second base.

So…. It might get interesting in a little while when I start to get desperately horny enough move past the failed marriage thing and attempt to actually get laid.

Or maybe I should just invest in a new friend that won’t ever let me down (as long as I have extra batteries on hand).

1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Mr. Tinkerbell
    Jan 23, 2011 @ 19:37:09

    Tinkerbell never got around to getting it for you, but check out this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000122H6M?ie=UTF8&ref_=sr_1_1&s=hpc&qid=1295811353&sr=1-1

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