Three cheers for highschool

Alright, so far all I’ve really done blogging wise is bitch about my Capt. Dickie.

And that’s not much fun at all!

That’s just me being a bitch bitching about his bitchtood. Totally bitchie. Totally not fun.

So I thought I’d talk about threesomes for a change.

(I know, you’re totally hooked already, right?)

Well, now let me unhook you a little by telling you that a threesome is something that I’ve never done.

But that doesn’t mean I sure haven’t thought about it an awful lot.

My first introduction to them was from my college roommate, who for the sake of anonymity we’ll dub Tinkerbell.

(No, you sick people, not that intro-to-threesome way.)

She had a very fun little book of short stories about threesomes, and it was awesome!

I’m sure some of my awe had to do with it being my first real literary exposure to sex (which just so happens to be totally awesome, in case you were wondering about written porn), and I’m sure there’s some faint appeal of it being romanticized or idealized as something super risque and hot.

(Or should I say, ho-o-ot.)

Or something to that effect.

And even though the book was returned to Tinkerbell after a summer of my lovin’ and now lives with her far, far away from me, it certainly gave a great starting point to an incredibly rich fantasy sex life.

Which has totally just existed inside my head.

Until now.

(I totally should have started this blog years ago….)

I have to admit, I am a big fan of the threesome fantasy.

And my all time favorite version: at my highschool reunion, with my two highschool boyfriends.

HO-O-OT!

Lol, what can I say, apparently my personal crushes apparently never grew up past age 15.

(Speaking of which, Leo is still sooooooo incredibly drool worthy on Titanic…..)

13 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. tinkerbell
    Oct 25, 2010 @ 18:01:09

    NO idea where you’d come up with the nickname Tinkerbell for me … though I appreciate the anonymity.
    I love that book, too! Had no idea you read it. Sneaky sneak. While not my introduction to written porn, still remains my favorite.
    Happy reading!

    Reply

  2. Mr. Tinkerbell
    Oct 26, 2010 @ 03:30:03

    I think I know what someones getting for Christmas…

    Reply

  3. happybatter
    Oct 26, 2010 @ 04:30:10

    omg, I think that is the absolute most awesome thing I have heard in ages! can it come with a dildo? I have some serious needs for a good dildo…….

    Reply

    • Mr. Tinkerbell
      Oct 26, 2010 @ 06:53:57

      We’ll do ya one better. The best and last personal sex toy you’ll ever need. It won’t even need batteries!

      Reply

  4. tinkerbell
    Oct 26, 2010 @ 23:50:24

    Oh, totally! I know what he’s talking about, and it’ll be AWESOME! We got one of my girlfriends one for her birthday, as a matter of fact …

    Reply

  5. happybatter
    Oct 27, 2010 @ 19:26:23

    alright, after much pondering I still have no idea what you are alluding too (beyond getting me my own personal Leo, which would be so incredibly awesome, if unpractical…..), so it better be EPIC (lol!)

    Reply

  6. tinkerbell
    Oct 27, 2010 @ 19:58:16

    It will be EPIC and we will name it Leo. Also, don’t open it in front of your kids. Do you want us to get it and send it now, or actually around the holidays?

    Reply

    • Mr. Tinkerbell
      Oct 27, 2010 @ 21:32:30

      It can totally be opened in front of the kids, its completely mundane. She just won’t want to always use it in front of the kids 😉

      Reply

  7. Mr. Tinkerbell
    Oct 27, 2010 @ 21:31:57

    I was thinking Happybatter should just come out for a visit and a demonstration =D

    Reply

  8. happybatter
    Oct 27, 2010 @ 23:09:16

    you tease, you taunt, you make me want to get on a jetplane…..

    Reply

  9. Mr. Tinkerbell
    Oct 27, 2010 @ 23:57:51

    given everything going on I think a holiday vacation of some sorts may be in order….

    Reply

  10. tinkerbell
    Oct 28, 2010 @ 21:27:22

    We have chocolate. And a bunch of friends. Group sex is awesome.
    <- been there, does that

    Reply

  11. Mr. Tinkerbell
    Oct 28, 2010 @ 22:55:09

    ^^ eww.

    Reply

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